The Swiss cows have it made. I can't think of a better place to be a cow than here in Switzerland.
The cows here are actually very good looking. The cows I remember seeing back in the states were usually fat and ugly, but these cows are actually very slender...maybe it's because they are dairy cows and not meat cows. In any case, they are much nicer looking than any cows I have seen in the states.
And of course you can't have a Swiss cow without a cow bell: